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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 20:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Looking through this livejournal, I hate much of what I see.  Fuck it, I&apos;m going back to the old one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://inoculated.livejournal.com/&quot;&gt;http://inoculated.livejournal.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Add it if you want.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 18:11:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Rebecca, Chloe (if you ever read this), and any of you other kids who do the bike riding thing, does anyone want to go ride bikes soon?  It&apos;s getting so nice and warm out and eh let&apos;s appreciate the flat land.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 04:08:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Which one of you fucks has my Warriors dvd?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 04:44:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m man enough to admit that I love Bjork.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 03:33:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Why is it that I feel most comfortable with myself when I&apos;m hallucinating?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eh life lately has been just continuing along except for today.  Fuckin gorgeous day out, I tell you.  Being outside is great, one thing I just don&apos;t do enough.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 22:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Hello again, reality.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 23:51:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>If I could be any animal for a day I would be a turtle because they have shells.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 20:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I woke up this morning with my head in the sand and my early morning tears being swept by the current into the ocean.  Cool, gentle breezes whistled by my ears as my wide eyes shoot towards the sky.  I grilled my lungs over smoke stacks the night before and laid them out to cool underneath a twilight full of harsh &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; subtle realizations.  When you are born as a different person when you awake, will that person inevitably die that night?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father turns 56 today, so on Tuesday I rode my bike to Somers Point to get him a card.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 16:52:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>What is your biggest regret?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 23:09:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today I killed a baby rabbit with a lawn mower.  On the same trip, I also managed to take out a giant hornet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sean - 2  Nature - 0.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 05:31:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>After my eyes roll back into my head,&lt;br /&gt;and the church bells ring out for final forgiveness.&lt;br /&gt;The most closure I could ever bring to this life,&lt;br /&gt;for it is myself that I love the most.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that is all I need.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 05:32:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>heh</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;Tom Waits: Did you know that honey is the only food that won&apos;t spoil? They found it in King Tut&apos;s tomb. Jars of honey. They said it was just as fresh as it was on the first day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Onion AV Club: Did they actually try it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tom Waits: They tried it, yeah. Wouldn&apos;t you? If you found a jar of honey in a thousands-of-years-old tomb, would you put your finger into it and taste it? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, would you?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 04:44:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>This is depressing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t get Mars Volta tickets because they&apos;re too expensive and too popular now, as they&apos;re playing with the red hot chili peppers.  Pretty much, it&apos;s selling out like crazy.  I don&apos;t know, I guess that&apos;s why people do get mad at bands when they start getting bigger.  It&apos;s like a fucking competition as to who can get their tickets first or who can spend the most money, ugh I just hate it.  I won&apos;t get started on Ticketmaster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mehhhhhhhhhhhh I guess there is next time.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 04:38:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Moods have been merging lanes from idealism to reality for the past few days.  Stop and go traffic along what should be a late night cruise, with the shoulder lines blocked off by complete uncertainty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuesday was the Colbert Report with Klock and Cory, which was by far the best day I&apos;ve had in awhile.  Even though it was a far journey for a 30 minute show, just to be there (and be on tv) was well worth it for me.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s hard, as much as I missed it down here, it&apos;s starting to settle in again that I&apos;m trapped, like there&apos;s nothing I can really do here for myself.  I&apos;m working on writing a review for Pitchfork and I&apos;d love it if it got published. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I can do is shrug and say, &quot;Eh.&quot;  Who knows what&apos;s going to happen, but I&apos;m the only one that can do something about it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 01:24:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>JERRRUHMEEE SPOOOKE INNN CLAAYAAAAASSS TOODDAAYYYYYEAAAH</title>
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  <description>Colbert Report tomorrow!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear ex-roommate, Jaymes: SUCK A DICK BITCH!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 05:58:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>North Jersey, I bite my thumb at thee.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 05:17:48 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Tonight I played Mario Party with a gay man who was on heroin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WOOOOOOOO COLLEGE!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAYUHHH!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 20:17:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Reminder to self:  Buy Mars Volta (err Red Hot Chili Peppers) tickets as soon as possible.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:43:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>This weekend turned around pretty quickly, all thanks to a surprise knock on my door yesterday afternoon.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 20:42:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just want to go home.  Someone, anyone, please rescue me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:58:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So one of my father&apos;s coworker gave him a Weird, NJ book that has pretty much everything in it and it&apos;s all I&apos;ve been reading for the past two days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone remember that show on MTV, Fear?  I loved that shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Annie&apos;s Road, here I come.  Devil&apos;s Tower before school is out.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:02:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://onlinerock.com/clubs/inoculated//apr08_001.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://onlinerock.com/clubs/inoculated//mar05_001.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God damn Puerto Ricans, give me back my girlfriend!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:35:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>uhh</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:35:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Tonight I watched Capote.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG Matt LoLz (2:03:06 AM): haha how was that&lt;br /&gt;OMG Matt LoLz (2:03:11 AM): gay?&lt;br /&gt;TaxiWeRatherWalk (2:03:12 AM): GAY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naw I liked it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh shit it&apos;s 4/20.  Light up a doooooooooooooooooooob.  I&apos;m not smoking for awhile because I might have to take a drug test when I go job hunting.  Oh well.</description>
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  <lj:music>I Still Miss Someone</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:31:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Fucking shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, it&apos;s a good thing I&apos;m not 21 because everytime I get angry I just want to down a lot of alcohol.</description>
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